If you ever wonder what goes on at Nike once the store closes…
HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERE OMG
me: let me put on lipstick
boy: oh…I don’t like lipstick on girls
me:
friend: wyd
me: studying
friend: let’s gossip
me:
Our cat waits outside every morning to be with my son when he waits for the bus.
u not even playin u gotta load tge game u dumb ass old nigga
girl: *stares outside of window on train, looking pensive*
boy: she’s so beautiful, so thoughtful, my manic pixie Dream girl
girl: *to herself* how many donuts can i stuff in my mouth at 1 time
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it